Patrice Bergeron and Brad Marchand have proven to be an effective duo on the ice for the Boston Bruins.
As a result of that evident chemistry, the folks at EA Sports enlisted the help of cover boy Bergeron and his pesky linemate to help promote NHL15 (set to drop on Sept. 9).
First, Bergeron busted out a poem to share his feelings about the game.
Marchand followed that up with a song declaring his intent to marry it.
Don't count on hearing such pleasantries uttered — particularly from Bergeron — once the season begins.