Gomez Addams is too suave. Uncle Fester is too portly. Cousin Itt? Too hairy. And Thing is, well, just a hand.
Therefore, Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki was wise to choose Lurch as his Addams Family doppelganger for Halloween.
Lurch was in the house last night.... @DannyBMFFL pic.twitter.com/8AHIiNIA3s
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) October 25, 2015
The original Lurch character - who debuted on TV in the 1960s - was portrayed by 6-foot-9 actor Ted Cassidy.
Nowitzki, who stands three inches taller at 7-feet, would have no problem posting up Cassidy for his patented fade-away jumper.
"You rang?"
