Easy, Papi.
David Ortiz and his manager John Farrell did not take kindly to Ron Kulpa's strike zone late in Friday's game against the New York Yankees. With the bases loaded and one out, Ortiz took a 3-1 pitch from Andrew Miller that appeared to be fairly low, but was called for strike two.
The pitch to David Ortiz: pic.twitter.com/Q3lQFpGpaP
— David Schoenfield (@dschoenfield) May 7, 2016
Ortiz immediately protested, and was saved from ejection by Farrell - who was tossed himself - and responded by angrily "ejecting" Kulpa.
Before Farrell could even retreat to the clubhouse, Kulpa rang up Ortiz on a called strike three, then tossed the 40-year-old when he continued barking from the dugout.
It took a massive bear hug from Farrell - who's clearly learned how to properly restrain a massive human being that's charging an umpire since the last time he had to do so - and help from other Red Sox players and coaches to keep a raging Ortiz away from Kulpa.
Once both men finally went to the clubhouse and the dust settled, Hanley Ramirez struck out to give the Yankees a wild 3-2 win.
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