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In the United Kingdom, there are few worse political figures to be compared to than Boris Johnson, the former London mayor who divided a nation with Brexit and falls victim to regular spates of clumsiness, like when he got stuck on a zip line.
Unfortunately, a steward tasked with keeping order during Oldham Athletic's trip to nearby Rochdale on Saturday had a mist of blonde hair reminiscent of the bumbling Eton-educated statesman, sparking much mockery from the travelling fans.