Tom Brady's creepy wax statue looks almost nothing like him

Does this look like Tom Brady to you?

This statue is on display at the newly opened DreamLand Wax Museum in Boston and is supposed to depict the reigning Super Bowl MVP.

But apart from the New England Patriots jersey and hat, there's not much about it that resembles Brady beyond the fact that it's a scruffy white man.

This wax abomination looks far less like Brady than that creepy mask that made the rounds last season: