"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
In fairness, getting smacked in the face with a wrench is probably more pleasant than getting hit with a ball from Dwyane Wade's rocket arm.
The Miami Heat guard recently took part in a friendly game of dodgeball at Stance Socks' headquarters, nailing one of his opponents with an unmerciful bullet heave to the torso.
The five D's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. Patches O'Houlihan would be greatly disappointed with that performance.
- With h/t to CBS Sports