Watch: Blazers parody 'Law & Order' to showcase McCollum's crossovers

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups ..."

... those who cross, and those who get crossed?

Well, someone needs to snag Portland Trail Blazers guard C.J. McCollum a good lawyer, because he's left far too many bodies laying on the hardwood with his killer crossover dribbles.