Some wounds never heal.
For Cleveland Browns fans, Art Modell will forever be remembered as the man who moved their beloved team to Baltimore in 1996. Not even the return of the Browns franchise in 1999 nor Modell's death in 2012 could repair the psychological damage to one particular Browns fan, who used his bodily fluids to deface Modell's grave and had his buddy film it for posterity.
Unfortunately, the YouTube account "BrownsFan4Life" has disabled embedding on the video, but you can watch it here if you are so inclined.
In the video, the anonymous Browns fan outlines his plan, which includes a decoy Ed Reed Ravens jersey, a lot of coffee, a catheter, and nearly two decades of resentment.
The fan approaches Modell's grave before removing the Ed Reed jersey to reveal a Lyle Alzado Browns jersey underneath. He then relieves himself onto the grave and explains his actions using Modell's famous words when moving the Browns: "I had no choice," while also adding some colorful language of his own.
[h/t: Deadspin]
