Former NFL running back Arian Foster is supremely confident that, given the opportunity, he could take down a wolf in a 1-on-1 battle.
Foster laid out his case Sunday after tweeting that he wants to go camping, but wildlife "scares the shit outta me."
i honestly think i can get a wolf 1 on 1 tho.
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
i'm 230, wolfs are what, 180-200 tops? he has no thumbs. if i control his neck he's dunzo. https://t.co/j9vf2knwqI
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
wolves don't scare me like that cuz in my neighborhood was a bunch of loose enraged pits. if he alone i think i can get him.
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
One Twitter user pointed out that wolves hunt in packs, but Foster reiterated that their lack of thumbs gives him the advantage.
thumbs means i can grab him .he can't grab me. all he has is a mouth. grab his neck he can't bite. https://t.co/5s61cihKVb
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
i've studied the wolf. he can't read. i know his weaknesses. plus the thumb thing.
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
if he bites me his main weapon is immobilized. then becomes vulnerable. this is why thumbs are so important.
— Feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
Another user tried to argue that Foster's groin, hamstring, and knee injuries give the wolf the advantage, but he wasn't having it.
"Also hasn't been to 4 (Pro Bowls), overcome those injuries and DOESN'T HAVE THUMBS. (Advantage): me, f---er," Foster wrote.
