If you're not on Gronk's Party Ship, what are you really doing with your offseason?
But fear not, football fans. If you weren't able to land one of the 2,500 tickets put up for sale, starting at $700, there's already some photo and video content making the rounds to help you feel like you're actually on board.
As always, the New England Patriots' star tight end isn't having any trouble enjoying himself.
And it's only just begun.
The three-day cruise from Miami to Gronk's Island (what?) and Nassau, Bahamas set sail Friday.
In case you missed it a few months back, here's the promo video outlining the lineup of artists on board: