Durant trolls Twitter to amuse himself while flying
Warning: Post contains graphic language.
Golden State Warriors forward Kevin Durant had his Twitter fingers in overdrive Sunday night. From defending himself against salty Oklahoma residents to wondering why the good-natured people of Twitter won't let him live, Durant had an evening that even screenshots can't truly encapsulate.
First, there was his exchange with one user centering around allegations regarding Durant's sexual preferences.
bruh really? The "fart in your face" comeback? You were doing so well.
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
To end this initial lengthy exchange, Durant came back with the classic childhood response as to whether or not his Twitter opponent has any real-life friends. Petty, Kevin.
so do u have any friends? Twitter followers don't count, ok?
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
Moving onto his next combatant, KD defended himself against those who called his move to Golden State the "easy way out," referencing Rick Ross' "Stay Schemin'" track to do so.
but u wasn't with me shooting in the gym tho, so how do u know my work habits?
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
so I can't even use twitter anymore? Where do I go to get validated?
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
For Twitter users who were confused as to why Durant would bother to ignite a Twitter war in the first place, Durant also had an explanation, as well.
nah I'm flying right now and the wifi kicked in. I don't have anything else to do
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 19, 2017
Other highlights including Durant saying it's "impossible" to name his favorite Jay-Z song and calling out those criticizing KD for saying no one can guard him in 1-on-1 situations.
All in all, Durant's savagery lasted roughly three hours and would force you to delve deep into KD's Twitter replies to fully comprehend the lengths he went to. A daunting task, yes. But well worth it.