Kimbo Slice and Dada 5000 somehow managed to perform below expectations that were already non-existent to begin with, and Slice did just enough to earn the victory by TKO in their Bellator 149 bout.
For the better part of their fight, the two street legends traded sloppy punches, rolled around aimlessly, and generally made a mockery of the sport of mixed martial arts.
On multiple occasions, they had to be separated and reset by respected official John McCarthy. No position was safe, as McCarthy stood them up from half-guard, full mount, and sometimes when they were laying against each other in positions with no clear advantage for either man.
Words truly cannot express the "unique" techniques that these two titans used to take the action to the mat:
By round three, it didn't look like either man had enough left in the tank to put away the other. Thankfully, Slice managed to land some combination of punches that left Dada stumbling first in his direction, then around the circumference of the cage, and finally to the ground, giving Slice the win.
