It's definitely not the best thing that's ever happened to the Chicago White Sox.
On Wednesday, the club announced an official partnership with Guaranteed Rate, burying the stadium name U.S. Cellular Field, and renaming it Guaranteed Rate Field.
Without missing a beat, the Chicago Cubs took an opportunity to make fun of the horrendous name.
A few minutes later, the Chicago Bears piped in, reassuring fans they won't make the same mistake as the White Sox.
Without thinking too hard, this is guaranteed to be the worst stadium name in the majors.