Colon rocks LeBron jersey on scooter ride

What does new Atlanta Braves pitcher Bartolo "Big Sexy" Colon do in his spare time during the offseason?

He rides a scooter, obviously, and he does it while paying homage to one of basketball's best players.

Colon posted a Facebook photo of himself taking a scooter ride Monday in a LeBron James jersey, which raises the question: Just how much cooler can Colon get?

Colon, who is Major League Baseball's oldest player at 43 years, recently signed a one-year, $12.5-million deal, so he'll have plenty of funds for scooter rides in the future.