VIDEO: EA Sports made 'Madden: The Movie' and it's absolutely bonkers

Imagine if the time, energy, and money EA Sports spent on this absolutely insane promo video for "Madden 16" was redirected toward improving the game. Wouldn't that be something?

Instead, we get ... whatever this is:

Let's run down the list of the most ridiculous things included in those five minutes:

• The McLovin guy, whose career is still alive against all odds
• Colin Kaepernick's terrible Al Pacino impression
• A Bollywood-esque dance number for some reason
• Rex Ryan's death
• The Julio Jones karate chopping scene
• A dinosaur

When Gronk and a gigantic cannon backpack doesn't make the list of craziest things in your video, you really accomplished something.