Watch: Rams' brass celebrates L.A. Super Bowl with terrible high-fives

Ah, there's nothing like a few stuffed shirts celebrating a financial victory with a round of high-fives.

With Los Angeles being awarded Super Bowl LV on Tuesday, the Rams' brass put on a clinic of bad high-fiving that hasn't been seen this side of the PGA Seniors Tour.

Here's a thorough accounting of what you'll see in the short video above:

1. Multiple double high-fives (or high-tens, if you will)
2. Two men clapping for a longer-than-is-comfortable amount of time
3. A high-ten into a stifling hand grab that feels like it will never end
4. The rare three-person double-five. So the two ladies each offer one gentleman a single five, while he dishes out a five to each. By our calculations that's a 5 cubed, or a high-125
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