Against seemingly impossible odds, John Scott has done it.
The sparingly used Arizona Coyotes tough guy won the NHL All-Star Fan Vote, and will indeed captain the Pacific Division at the league's showcase weekend in Nashville, Tenn., later this month.
Scott, of course, was not voted in based on merit, rather a plot from those having all sorts of fun on the Internet. He has one assist in 11 games this season, been waived, and spent time in the American Hockey League.
The other three are much more deserving, obviously.