Bissonnette takes credit for success of Matthews, McDavid in hilarious rant
Twitter legend and AHL hockey player Paul Bissonnette was at it again Tuesday.
@mirtle Ask Auston if he thinks there is any correlation between our 1 on ice skills session this summer and him scoring 40 goals. #YouAreWelcomeTO
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) April 11, 2017
@mirtle I'm just gonna show you something in the next 5 tweets @mirtle. I'm a analytics guy now. The numbers speak for themselves.
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) April 11, 2017
As expected, the next five tweets were hilarious. Vintage Bissonnette.
1. Don't mean to toot my own horn but I played with Crosby one shift in 09' in Pittsburgh and then he went on to win his first of 2 cups.
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) April 11, 2017
2. Skated with Auston Matthews once last summer and now he's going to win the Calder and tucked 40 goals.
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) April 11, 2017
3. Practiced with Drew Doughty and Anze Kopitar at LA kings training camp last year. Guess what? Norris and Selke. What a coincidence.
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) April 11, 2017
4. Went to @BioSteelSports camp with Connor McDavid 3 years ago. Boom. McJesus was born. The rest is history.
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) April 11, 2017
5. They say the best players are the ones who make the guys around them better. The numbers speak for themselves @mirtle.
— Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) April 11, 2017
Bissonnette played 202 games between the Penguins and Coyotes from 2008-2014, and has spent the last two seasons playing for the Kings' AHL affiliate, the Ontario Reign. The world needs more people like him.