Garbage Time: Russell Westbrook poetry
theScore's NBA roundtable series, aptly titled "Garbage Time," continues. This time on the floor, we give you our best poems about Russell Westbrook - the headline is about as accurate as it gets - because we are inspired, and because our news editors are so much more than that.
You stared at Maurice.
With triple-doubles galore,
Soon, he will be yours.
(Courtesy: @cjzero)
Forget that dent in your face Russell Westbrook,
Your straight-up ballin' could fill a book.
You're also better than former Philadelphia Eagles running back Brian Westbrook.
Carnivorous Russ,
Lightning quick, rude as Thunder,
He'll eat your heart out.
One question for you.
When your game brings such joy, Russ,
Why so serious?
How'd you do it, Russ -
all those damn triple-doubles?
Right. Execution.
Forget KD, Steph,
and the rest. Russell Westbrook,
You the MVP.
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