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Garbage Time: Russell Westbrook poetry

Mark D. Smith-USA TODAY Sports

theScore's NBA roundtable series, aptly titled "Garbage Time," continues. This time on the floor, we give you our best poems about Russell Westbrook - the headline is about as accurate as it gets - because we are inspired, and because our news editors are so much more than that.

Blake Murphy:

You stared at Maurice.
With triple-doubles galore,
Soon, he will be yours.

(Courtesy: @cjzero)

MC John Chick

Forget that dent in your face Russell Westbrook,
Your straight-up ballin' could fill a book.
You're also better than former Philadelphia Eagles running back Brian Westbrook.

William Lou

Carnivorous Russ,
Lightning quick, rude as Thunder,
He'll eat your heart out.

Joseph "Cash" Casciaro

One question for you.
When your game brings such joy, Russ,
Why so serious?

Joe Wolfond

How'd you do it, Russ - 
all those damn triple-doubles? 
Right. Execution.

Chris Toman

Forget KD, Steph, 
and the rest. Russell Westbrook,
You the MVP.

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