Japan confirms that Chandler Parsons is NBA's best-looking player
Poor J.J. Redick is sitting at home, a heating pad on his sore back, longingly looking at himself in the mirror and wondering where it all went wrong.
Dallas Mavericks wing Chandler Parsons was named the NBA's best-looking player on Monday, being given the honor - and earning a fancy drawing of himself - through a fan vote in Japan. The details are scarce, but the Buffalo Jeans model was appreciative on social media.
CAPTION: Japan voted me best looking guy in the @nba...I'll take it! #thanksjapan
Parsons also seems to have a sense of humor about the matter, retweeting ESPN Dallas' Tim MacMahon, who correctly pointed out that Parsons doesn't exactly need his head to swell any further.
Japanese fans officially proclaimed @ChandlerParsons the most handsome man in NBA. Like his ego needed boost. pic.twitter.com/UxWWnlXO0K
— Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) February 3, 2015
Finishing dead last despite no longer even being an active player was probably Sam Cassell.