Japan confirms that Chandler Parsons is NBA's best-looking player

Poor J.J. Redick is sitting at home, a heating pad on his sore back, longingly looking at himself in the mirror and wondering where it all went wrong.

Dallas Mavericks wing Chandler Parsons was named the NBA's best-looking player on Monday, being given the honor - and earning a fancy drawing of himself - through a fan vote in Japan. The details are scarce, but the Buffalo Jeans model was appreciative on social media.

CAPTION: Japan voted me best looking guy in the @nba...I'll take it! #thanksjapan

Parsons also seems to have a sense of humor about the matter, retweeting ESPN Dallas' Tim MacMahon, who correctly pointed out that Parsons doesn't exactly need his head to swell any further.

Finishing dead last despite no longer even being an active player was probably Sam Cassell.