Watch: Holiday crowns Porzingis with poster slam
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Welcome to the (Jrue) Holiday Inn, Kristaps Porzingis.
Unfortunately, there's a strict "no unicorns" policy in effect, so you won't be allowed to book a room at this time.
Even so, we'd still have to confirm that you have a soul, and after watching you get dunked on by the New Orleans Pelicans point guard on Friday, we seriously doubt it's there at the moment.
Rules are rules.
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