Bored Hawks' web staff ranks cookie flavors

Mid-September. In NBA terms, the quietest point on the calendar. Take it from someone who covers the league: There's a lot of obscure internet journeys at this time of year.

The Atlanta Hawks' web staff decided to get creative in these dog days of (still officially) summer, personally ranking their favorite kinds of Oreo cookies:

"Red Velvet" came out as the consensus choice, but one must wonder why "Double Stuf" wasn't included. Perhaps it's a result of some investigative journalism from a few years back that questioned just how much "stuf" there was.