VIDEO: Real James Milner reads 'Boring James Milner' tweets
Fans of the Twitter account "Boring James Milner" now have a voice to pair with a pair of mundane tweets produced by one of football's most popular parody accounts.
During James Milner's appearance on "FIFA and Chill", where the Liverpool midfielder joined Poet and Vuj to play a game of FIFA 16, Milner, to the delight of the almost 500,000 people who follow the account, agreed to read some tweets about his imaginary dull life.
Unfortunately, he only read two tweets, so perhaps, if the account's half-a-million followers make enough of a fuss, Milner might return and give the people what they want.
Here's a few tweets Milner should read in the future:
I've just taken my shoes off and realised I've been wearing one sock inside out all day. I told Gary Cahill & he said it was really funny.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) May 29, 2014
I played an April Fools day joke on Vincent Kompany too. He text me but I pretended to be a wrong number. pic.twitter.com/Idfe4VLvJq
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) April 1, 2014
Just had a missed call from Edin Dzeko. Turns out he never meant to call me, he meant to call Joe Hart instead. pic.twitter.com/OYgK4n9bDd
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) February 20, 2014
Brendan Rodgers said Do you want to sign for Liverpool? I said I'll think about it. Then I thought about it, then I said Yes. He said Great.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 4, 2015
Just text Jordan Henderson about my sending off earlier. Hope his phone is ok though. pic.twitter.com/1XwTs7pabA
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 6, 2016
Simon Mignolet blames himself for the goal. I said 'well it was your fault Simon, you should have saved it.'
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) February 28, 2016
Just had an interesting few hours googling all manor of different things. I love Sundays. pic.twitter.com/jV75RK3FoZ
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) February 21, 2016
Jamie Vardy just asked me for a night out in Leicester but I declined. I need to get home to empty my dishwasher.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) February 2, 2016
Watch the full video of Milner on "FIFA and Chill."
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