Football writer uses Mario Balotelli quotes for bizarre Tinder conversation

A football writer has tackled boredom by engaging in a Tinder conversation using only quotes from AC Milan striker Mario Balotelli, and surprisingly, it would appear as if at least one local lady expressed some interest in the whimsical observations of Liverpool's on-loan Italian international.

Balotelli's quotes, which were aggregated from several tweets by the 25-year-old striker, lack the continuity and relevance of a coherent conversation, though Jen doesn't seem to mind.