VIDEO: Surprisingly catchy Titans rap song is also very depressing
The Tennessee Titans just hired Mike Mularkey, statistically the second-worst head coach in NFL history, to run their team.
So ... yeah. That's where things stand in Titans land.
Most fans aren't taking the news well. Each is reacting in his or her own way.
For one fan, who goes by the moniker Mattafact, that means recording a surprisingly catchy and poignant rap song that sums up just how depressing it is to be a Titans fan right now:
Some lyrical highlights:
What have we done to get more of Mularkey?
You're drunk, Amy Strunk
Why don't you give me your car keys
...
Mularkey must have made a Godfather offer
Like, "Hey! I'll work for 25 cents on the dollar!"
Someone should ask former Titans cornerback Adam Jones if this song has a chance to win an Oscar.