Look: West Virginia fan makes creepy Dana Holgorsen action figure
If your kid has been pining for a creepy Dana Holgorsen action figure as a birthday gift, you're in luck, as a miniature version of the West Virginia head coach is now listed on eBay for $75.
Someone made this creepy Dana Holgorsen action figure and is selling it for $50 on eBay. pic.twitter.com/33k8jrL4SC
— Dan Kadar (@MockingTheDraft) June 25, 2017
While the attire certainly matches Holgorsen's, the face leaves a lot to be desired, and would be terrifying to have on the nightstand in one's bedroom.
Holgorsen also hasn't had that much hair in years, and his wind-swept comb-over was recently the inspiration for Matthew McConaughey's character in the film "Gold."
A solid B grade for effort, but even the most ardent of West Virginia supporters probably won't be shelling out $75 for the action figure.