Thoughts of his looming retirement clearly aren't bringing down Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz.
After watching actor Kenan Thompson impersonate Ortiz going through his absurd post-retirement plans on "Saturday Night Live" - including an iguana-filled gym, as well as a dating website - the real Big Papi went one further in his response to Thompson on Twitter.
Hey @officialkenan.....found the first member of our new gym @nbcsnl pic.twitter.com/fxJ8VdZUfs
— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) November 23, 2015
Iguananox membership rates have yet to be determined.