Warning: Video contains coarse language

By now, if you haven't gotten swept away in the raucousness of Alex Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals' legendary Stanley Cup celebrations, you've probably been hiding out in a bunker or in some kind of Wi-Fi-free zone.

However, luckily enough for those who have missed the last few days of partying, the crowning moment of the entire five-day bender went down Tuesday at the conclusion of Washington's Cup parade, when Ovi took the stage.

The victory, the party, the parade, the speech - it all transpired in true Caps fashion and it really was a wild ride.