Wait, what?
As absolutely no one in their right mind suspected, the New Jersey Devils won the NHL Draft Lottery on Saturday night, with the Philadelphia Flyers and Dallas Stars rounding out the top three.
Those ping pong balls. They're hard to predict.
Amid all the shock and awe, hockey Twitter was at an all-time high:
The biggest losers of the night were the Colorado Avalanche and Vancouver Canucks, who were not rewarded in the slightest for occupying the bottom of the standings.
Perhaps New Jersey had a helping hand in all of this ...