Watch: Costa celebrates title by grabbing Terry's family jewels

Diego Costa, what in the actual heck?

The enigmatic Spanish international striker celebrated Chelsea's Premier League title the way any of us would: by grabbing John Terry's bollocks with one hand and repeatedly slapping his buttocks with the other.

There's so much to take in here. N'Golo Kante appears utterly mystified at Costa's gonad-grabbing routine, Nathan Ake looks like a child who caught a glimpse of his parents having a proper shag, and Pedro appears to pull his left hamstring.