Dildo thrower applauds himself: 'It was a great toss'

The mystery man that managed to squirrel a dildo into Sunday's Buffalo Bills-New England Patriots game and throw it onto the field has broken his day-long silence.

Appearing on the "Trainwreck Sports" podcast, the man, who delighted the NFL world with his satirical take on modern sexuality as viewed through the prism of a hyper-masculine environment, explained his intentions for the stunt.

"My goal was to pretty much get it as far as I could on the field because I was in row 18, so it was pretty far away," he said. "It was a great toss."

The man also said the dildo itself was part of his girlfriend's Halloween costume, he simply took a Sharpie out and wrote "Tom Brady's Dildo" on it.

In addition to broadening the conversation around sex in sports, the man may have also unwittingly highlighted some security deficiencies at Ralph Wilson Stadium.

"I wore two pairs of pants," he said when asked how he managed to get the sex toy to his seat. "I was freaking out if they (were going to) grab it, but they didn't pat me down."

- With h/t to The Sporting News