VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo endorses odd Japanese 'facial fitness' product

Cristiano Ronaldo is arguably the best footballer on planet earth. He also happens to be an attractive human being - according to general consensus.

Those two factors combined means he is bombarded with no shortage of offers by various companies hoping - which likely devolves into begging - that he will accept their bag of money and market their product.

Luckily for healthcare brand MTG, the reigning Ballon d'Or winner agreed to be their new face in Japan. 

They won the lottery, because nobody else could make such a bizarre, uncomfortable product look so good. For all his skills, Lionel Messi wouldn't be able to salvage the Facial Fitness Pao like the Portuguese star does.

Put this weird looking thing in your mouth, bounce around a bit and you too could have a sculpted jawline, score roughly 50 goals per season with Real Madrid and date one of the world's foremost supermodels.

That has to be the angle here, right?