Diego Costa, what in the actual heck?
The enigmatic Spanish international striker celebrated Chelsea's Premier League title the way any of us would: by grabbing John Terry's bollocks with one hand and repeatedly slapping his buttocks with the other.
There's so much to take in here. N'Golo Kante appears utterly mystified at Costa's gonad-grabbing routine, Nathan Ake looks like a child who caught a glimpse of his parents having a proper shag, and Pedro appears to pull his left hamstring.