'Beef' Johnston breaks down the 6 stages of drunkenness
Andrew "Beef" Johnston has quickly become a fan favorite on the PGA Tour, thanks to his hilarious nickname, unruly beard, and carefree attitude.
The 27-year-old Englishman sat down with Guy Yocom of Golf Digest for a cover story in September's edition which features a wide-ranging interview where he explains the six stages of being drunk. It's a must read.
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From Golf Digest:
First there is Relaxed and Social - think, normal people filling the bar at 6 p.m. Second stage is Let's Have One More. This is where the quality of your mates is established and you want more of a good time. Third comes Where Are We Going Next? That's when the mysteries of the night begin calling. Fourth up: Hammered. It's a full-on party, even when you aren't really celebrating anything. Fifth: The Really Drunk Guy. You start sentences with, "I'm being completely serious." This can be bad news. The sixth stage, the last and worst, is The Journey Home. Here you're tired, have advanced feelings of regret and just want to get to your bed.