VIDEO: Goofy couple gets engaged on Gronk's party ship

Every little girl's dream was realized on Sunday when a man proposed to his girlfriend aboard a cruise ship helmed by an inebriated NFL tight end.

Rob Gronkowski's three-day party cruise witnessed the decline of the western world, when Allison Aumiller accepted Jonathan Holzapfel's offer to spend the rest of their lives together.

Gronk's tacit blessing of this marriage is a harbinger of bad things to come.

- With h/t to SB Nation