Carson Wentz got locked in a gas station bathroom

Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz endured a life-altering experience Wednesday when he found himself locked in a New Jersey gas station washroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

Wentz was rescued by a few attendants who, as anyone that has worked in a gas station knows, are likely used to breaking into the washroom to clear out various drifters and other undesirables.

"You're going to have to move along, Mr. Wentz."

Alternately, Wentz may have spent his time making friends with the family of possums that have undoubtedly taken up residence in the hollowed out concrete walls of the bathroom, a nod to his leadership abilities and presence in the huddle.