PHOTO: LeSean McCoy advertises ladies-only event on social media
Buffalo Bills running back LeSean McCoy is hosting a totally safe, not creepy at all, private party for "females only," 21 and up.
Interested?
Well, if you're located in the Philadelphia area and have access to electronic mail, you can respond, s'il vous plait, to the totally safe, not creepy at all, email Shadymccoyprivateevent@gmail.com.
.@JimmyKempski: I'm totally getting into LeSean McCoy's private party #FlyEaglesFly http://t.co/b8U0bIDOYq pic.twitter.com/qIOwvazlIX
— PhillyVoice (@thephillyvoice) July 23, 2015
The Bills released a statement about the event, appearing to want nothing to do with it. McCoy has removed the post from Instagram but there's no indication the event has been cancelled.
"We have reached out to LeSean and informed him that players are not permitted to use team marks for personal use without prior permission from the team," the statement read.
This is what happens when you try to RSVP for LeSean McCoy's "females only" private event in Philly: pic.twitter.com/58zQIXqdwQ
— Anna Orso (@anna_orso) July 23, 2015
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to abscond to an unknown location (it's a warehouse, isn't it?) with a group of unknown people (mostly weird dudes) for an unknown amount of time (totally up to you), doing an unknown amount of what (probably a pyramid scheme)!
Carpe diem.