Jones shares X-rated explanation for use of tainted pill
Even the best fighter in the world needs a little boost every now and then.
During an interview with Joe Rogan on Thursday, UFC star Jon Jones was asked why he took the "off-brand Cialis pill" that resulted in him failing a drug test and being removed from a light heavyweight championship bout with rival Daniel Cormier this past July.
According to Jones, his natural physical gifts means he requires certain enhancements to reach peak performance in the bedroom.
"I have a huge c--k, Joe. It's too big." said Jones. "I've taken male enhancement before and, for people who haven't taken it, you literally go from being like that (bends arm) to just - it puts the twist and the end of a punch (straightens arm). You know what I mean? It's a good time."
In an appeal to the United States Anti-Doping Agency, Jones' legal team explained that the fighter was the victim of a tainted supplement. While the arbitrators accepted the excuse, they still handed Jones a one-year suspension for his reckless use of the drug.
Let's hope for Jones' sake that the "good time" was worth the stiff penalty.
- With h/t to Deadspin