Wizards' Kevin Seraphin will sign your dog, if you want

If you've ever wanted your dog signed by an NBA player, head down to the local arena the next time the Washington Wizards are in town. Seriously.

Lovable Wizards center Kevin Serpahin was asked this week by Dan Nolan from Monumental Network about the strangest items he's ever been asked to autograph as a pro. As it turns out, NBA players - even somewhat less recognizable ones who only average 14.3 minutes - get asked to sign just about anything.

"The worst is a $100 bill," Seraphin said. "I'm like 'Dude, you don't want to use it?' Also, the screen on an iPhone."

Seraphin, who is averaging 6.3 points and 2.6 rebounds in his small role, said he obliged in each case. The person he signed money for hung the bill on the wall, while the iPhone user just retired the phone.

"I'll sign anything," he said. "Bring your dogs. I'll sign your dogs, too."

So, yeah. Do that. Call his bluff, let us know how it goes.