Apologies to soccer announcer Ray Hudson for the blatant ripoff, but Goro from Mortal Kombat goes to bed dreaming of hands like New York Islanders captain John Tavares has.
Tavares stretched New York's lead over the Philadelphia Flyers on Monday afternoon to three with a backhand goal on Ray Emery, scored with just eight seconds remaining in the second frame:
(Courtesy: NHL.com)
That's just sick.