VIDEO: The corporate-sanctioned Gronk Party rolls along
Jayne Kamin-Oncea / USA TODAY Sports
The party revolution wasn't won by simply fighting for your right to party. Partying had to grow up and realize that grassroots partying could only take us so far. The party revolution needed a face, a sanitized image The Man would be comfortable with.
The party revolution needed Rob Gronkowski.
This video has it all baby!
- Gronk, Gronk-pressing a lady while wearing a feather Gronk-boa!
- Multiple Gronks gronking around with other Gronks and paid extras!
- Gronk, Gronk-dancing while others Gronk-on!
- Sick-ass Gronk-partying for a great Gronk-cause!
- Someone in a sombrero...so you know it's off the chain!
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