Belichick's imaginary lacrosse team has Brady in goal: 'He can't run'

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Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports / Reuters

Tom Brady's mom may think he's a fast runner, but his coach knows the truth.

In an interview with with Lacrosse Magazine, Bill Belichick was asked to assign lacrosse positions to current New England Patriots players if he ever coached the sport. He envisions Brady as a goalie.

"Put him in the goal," Belichick said. "He can't run. I mean he can't run. Can't dodge, can't run."

What about Rob Gronkowski?

"If I could teach him any stick work," Belichick said, "I'd put him at crease attack let him go out and clear out and let him just go to the goal."

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