Cleveland teen expelled from rec soccer league for an impressive list of reasons
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It seems as though Brian Garruto was trying his hardest to be kicked out of his recreational soccer league.
The Cleveland-area teenager received a fantastic email detailing exactly why he was expelled and it's hard to choose a favorite reason:
(Courtesy of GQ)
For the record, there is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing a cowboy hat during a game. Sorry for partying.