Yannick Bolasie is the coolest damn dude in the Premier League, and it's not particularly close.
The Crystal Palace winger, a walking, breathing highlight reel that consumes the souls of defenders foolish enough to stand in his way, added another skill to his repertoire during Saturday's 2-1 loss to Manchester United: fending off projectiles with kung fu awesomeness.
Before getting there, someone from the crowd, likely an inebriated patron, decided to hurl a water bottle in his direction. Had the fan targeted a mere mortal, this would have ended differently (read: badly).
Instead, the bottle veered towards Bolasie, and the Congolese winger, as he so often does, turned it into a wicked highlight by smashing it with a quick, leaping flick of his heel.
Here's a closer look.
Like. A. Boss. Lonely Island's next single will be called, simply, Bolasie.