Nowitzki parodies 'Pen Pineapple Apple Pen' viral video

It's the video you thought you'd never see, and the one you'll never stop watching.

Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki had a pen ... and a pineapple.

Well, you know where this is going.

His team may be dead last in the Association, but at least the Germanator is still winning.