The most non-dysfunctional aspects of the Sacramento Kings appear to be half a world away from northern California.
A group of NBA stars, led by Kings forward Omri Casspi, is enjoying a goodwill trip in Casspi's native Israel. So far they have flown on a pimped-out 747, run basketball camps, and seen Casspi, DeMarcus Cousins, and Iman Shumpert of the Cleveland Cavaliers take a hysterical Dead Sea mud bath.
Yet aside from the mineral-rich mud, the Dead Sea is also known for being the saltiest body of water on the planet, which allows bathers to essentially float on the surface.
New Kings forward Caron Butler has found heaven right here on Earth.