Houston Rockets general manager Daryl Morey is apparently one of those guys who searches his own name online.
After all, how else would he have come across a list of Facebook groups with such a fervent interest in his tenure in the Rockets' front office?
Unfortunately, Morey's ego took a hit when he realized that more users had joined the "Fire Daryl Morey" group than two of his other fan pages.
Because what goes on the internet stays on the internet, the groups' original posts still exist in all their mid-2000s glory. Take the following comment from July 2007 left in "I wanna sex Daryl Morey," for example.
"This is the perfect way to show my love for the Rockets: by expressing my desire to have sex with their front office," user 'Zo Breezy' succinctly explained.
To each their own, Zo. To each their own.