Sonnen names 10 humorous reasons why he's fighting Wanderlei
There's no shortage of animosity between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva, but "The American Gangster" is adding some fuel to the fire anyway.
Sonnen went on a run of tweets Tuesday detailing his issues with his rival by employing a series of corny insults:
Top 10 reasons I want to fight Wand.
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
10) 1 He's never given a satisfactory answer about where he was when JFK got shot
9) He rips the label off hotel pillows & never gets fined
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
8)He mispronounces the word "Nuclear" as "Nuculer"
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
7) He thinks ice is clear rocks, and when he sees them melt he thinks the world is coming to an end
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
6) Orders SALMON at Smith & Wollensky's
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
5) He keeps 3D glasses from movies, then crashes car on ride home trying to avoid mosquito on windshield
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
4) He dances like Elaine Benes on SEINFELD
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
3) He doesn't wait full half-hour after eating to go swimming
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
2)
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
THAT
STUPID
HAT
1) HE is the guy who "let the dogs out"
— Chael Sonnen (@ChaelSonnen) April 26, 2017
The two veterans are set to face off in the main event of Bellator NYC on June 24 at Madison Square Garden. Let's hope that the promotion isn't relying on references to novelty songs and '90s sitcoms to entice buyers to purchase their second foray into pay-per-view.
- With h/t to MMAjunkie