The Washington Nationals' mascot Screech, or Dustin Diamond as he'd like to be called, was in a generous mood Wednesday, paying the tolls of multiple D.C. area drivers.
No #foolin’: @ScreechTheEagle popped up @Dulles_Toll_Rd today to pay commuter tolls. #10DaysOfThanks #NoToll pic.twitter.com/yjopsxK6I0
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) April 1, 2015
In addition to the free tolls, adult drivers were given a Nationals hat, and a chance to meet a real-life celebrity in a over-sized bird costume.
#Screech from the @Nationals is at #DTR Main Toll Plaza paying tolls and handing out hats! pic.twitter.com/z8r2BvkGu4
— Dulles Toll Road (@Dulles_Toll_Rd) April 1, 2015
Kids were given nothing and a stern lecture on the superiority of American toll roads.
-With h/t to Extra Mustard