PHOTO: Nationals mascot pays for drivers' tolls
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The Washington Nationals' mascot Screech, or Dustin Diamond as he'd like to be called, was in a generous mood Wednesday, paying the tolls of multiple D.C. area drivers.
In addition to the free tolls, adult drivers were given a Nationals hat, and a chance to meet a real-life celebrity in a over-sized bird costume.
Kids were given nothing and a stern lecture on the superiority of American toll roads.
-With h/t to Extra Mustard